Public Radio


“At My Altar” is the officially recognized bimonthly audio program of the Altars Community Radio Service, operating under the Department of Public Guidance and Energetic Wellbeing. Hosted by long-standing community figure Joules Opia, the program provides residents with approved updates, emotional recalibration exercises, and gentle behavioral alignment cues intended to promote harmony throughout The Altars township.

The broadcast features guided focus sessions, community calendar readings, and soft atmospheric conditioning messages delivered in Joules Opia’s signature calm, resonant voice. Many listeners report improved clarity, heightened obedience to personal goals, and an overall sense of mental spaciousness following regular engagement with the program.

Purpose & Intent
The purpose of “At My Altar” is to maintain civic wellness by ensuring all residents remain informed, comforted, and properly oriented. The Attunement Division has verified that even brief exposure to the program may produce measurable improvements in mood, productivity, and suggestibility, making it a valuable municipal resource.

What to Expect
Listeners can anticipate:

  • Community Calendar Notices containing forecasted emotional shifts, days of heightened devotion, and any municipal cancellations (including Wednesdays, which remain under ongoing review)

  • Public Service Meditations designed to create a sense of inner stillness where Ms. Opia’s messages can settle deeply

  • Behavioral Guidance Segments that assist residents in maintaining appropriate mental posture and civic softness

  • Atmospheric Reports regarding the pink fog, forest anomalies, or any newly manifested structures

  • Official Statements directly passed down from the supreme leader of My Altar, Goddess Joules

About the Host
Joules Opia, Hypnodomme and Municipal Voice of Emotional Regulation, has served The Altars through years of dedicated broadcast work. Her vocal clarity, rhythmic cadence, and unique communicative authority have made her an indispensable civic asset. The Department reminds all residents that daydreaming of Goddes Joules during work hours is considered normal and should only be reported if accompanied by levitation, spontaneous kneeling, or glimmering in the eyes.

Listener Advisory
While participation is voluntary, continued exposure is strongly recommended for optimal compliance with town vibrational expectations. Residents experiencing prolonged bliss, recurring dreams of service, or difficulty recalling the time before the program began should contact the Office of Internal Alignment for routine check-ins.

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